In this week’s Miss USA competition, Miss California- Carrie Prejean- was given the most controversial question of the night. Perez Hilton was the questioner and he asked the Aryan beauty whether she supported gay marriage being legalized in California. Her nuanced answer- “no, I prefer opposite marriage” (I wish I was kidding), drew boos from the crowd and may have cost her the title, which she only lost by an ironic or heartbreaking 2.5%. But fret not; in a Fox News interview after her/our loss, Carrie was all vacant smiles. She said that though she’s sad she didn’t win, she’s proud of her answer and felt that it was a test given to her by God- a test she passed by staying true to the beliefs passed down to her by biblical revisionists and various relatives. She later added that "things would have been different if God was on the panel of activist judges."
well whoopdee goddamned do
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
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