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Thursday, May 1, 2008

babwa wawa...an affaiw to wemembew...


Barbara Walters has just revealed that she had an affair with a married US Senator, Edward Brooke, during the late 1960's.  Brooke was the first African-American Senator ever popularly elected to the Senate.  The story came out during Walters' appearance on Oprah to discuss her new autobiography "Audition".  This revelation is stunning for a number of reasons:


1-  Millions of Americans are seeing the vulnerable, imperfect side of Barbara Walters for the first time.

2- Millions of Americans have now been forced to picture Barbara Walters having sex.  

3- Millions of Americans have just learned that Barack Obama isn't the first black US Senator.

I've always respected Barbara Walters.  Now I worship her.  What a bad ass!  For decades, Barbara has turned the public mirror on the imperfections of others in her notoriously sappy and emotional interviews- cheaters, liars, criminals, crazy people (what up, Heche*) and the like.  It definitely takes some integrity to turn that mirror on yourself.  Well done, you old trollop.

*Heche- total sidenote- I saw you riding bikes with that dude from Men in Trees like two weeks ago in Venice.  It took every ounce of self-control in me (and the desperate urging of those around me) to not scream- CELESTIA!  

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

CELESTIA!!! HA....u should have said it when you
had the chance!